Shark Attack!
Today I was ravaged by a fiersome ocean predator -- while he managed to draw blood, I still survived to tell this tale: At the little bungalow where I have taken up residence, the proprietor, Risanto, in addition to making the most delectable banana pancakes for breakfast, occasionally brings by other unexpected gifts. This morning with a smirk on his jolly face, he produced a long bundle rolled in newspaper. Unwrapping this enigmatic present, I smelled something fishy, and it turned out to be a baby black tip reef shark -- about 2 feet long. So I thought that it would be funny to get a picture with the little predator, and asked Risanto to snap off a shot with me sticking my finger in his mouth.
Got a picture of me looking smug, after which I was most surprised to feel what I thought was a "dead" shark chomping down on my digit! So I yanked my finger out of it's mouth, and in the process shredded my finger on the backwards facing teeth, gaining a new appreciation for the power of these sturdy aquatic hunters. Darwin awards, anyone?

4 Comments:
Mate u f*cking legend! Man its max, and i miss the good times had in indonesia... I think i'll send you some pics of ur fire spinning joint. Very cool
Anyway, your stories are all told with great enthusiasm and jokes. keep up the sterling work man!
Ahhhh! He lives!
I had the unfortunate experience of meeting Eli on the way out of the A-town. Unfortunate, because he comes across to me as "A-List" cool. 'twould have been great to have known him a bit longer (but I suppose he'll be back someday to spin fire again in the ATL).
THANK YOU so much for sharing your experiences with us. I'm gonna bookmark this site!
Oh, Eli... I am enjoying your stories and your pictures!! I do miss you so much though!!!
Love you Big Brother!!
You so funny!!
LoveU
Auntie Claire
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