Saturday, August 27, 2005

Shark Attack!

Today I was ravaged by a fiersome ocean predator -- while he managed to draw blood, I still survived to tell this tale: At the little bungalow where I have taken up residence, the proprietor, Risanto, in addition to making the most delectable banana pancakes for breakfast, occasionally brings by other unexpected gifts. This morning with a smirk on his jolly face, he produced a long bundle rolled in newspaper. Unwrapping this enigmatic present, I smelled something fishy, and it turned out to be a baby black tip reef shark -- about 2 feet long. So I thought that it would be funny to get a picture with the little predator, and asked Risanto to snap off a shot with me sticking my finger in his mouth.



Got a picture of me looking smug, after which I was most surprised to feel what I thought was a "dead" shark chomping down on my digit! So I yanked my finger out of it's mouth, and in the process shredded my finger on the backwards facing teeth, gaining a new appreciation for the power of these sturdy aquatic hunters. Darwin awards, anyone?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mate u f*cking legend! Man its max, and i miss the good times had in indonesia... I think i'll send you some pics of ur fire spinning joint. Very cool

Anyway, your stories are all told with great enthusiasm and jokes. keep up the sterling work man!

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh! He lives!

I had the unfortunate experience of meeting Eli on the way out of the A-town. Unfortunate, because he comes across to me as "A-List" cool. 'twould have been great to have known him a bit longer (but I suppose he'll be back someday to spin fire again in the ATL).

THANK YOU so much for sharing your experiences with us. I'm gonna bookmark this site!

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Eli... I am enjoying your stories and your pictures!! I do miss you so much though!!!

Love you Big Brother!!

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You so funny!!
LoveU
Auntie Claire

7:55 AM  

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